i like a lot of stupid things

this blog makes no sense :)

ofmiceand-clifford:

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

and we’re fucking satanists 

ofmiceand-clifford:

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

and we’re fucking satanists 

(Source: psihoticno-sarkasticna, via dear-precious-anxiety)

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Anxiety:
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shippingtronnor:

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

this is too accurate 

(via adam-scott-kaplan)

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feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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(Source: combustionbend, via troyesivan)

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themarbleloverofliberty:

Marius and Cosette
sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
then comes A HORRIBLE BLOODY MASSACRE OF ALL MARIUS’S FRIENDS,
then comes marriage,
then comes Cosette with a baby carriage! 

(via adam-scott-kaplan)

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who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

(via adam-scott-kaplan)

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hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via biblefag)

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communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

(via biblefag)

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dirtylittledamsel:

when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over

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(via biblefag)

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wastelandbabe:

when i see a cute boy i be like

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(Source: audreyplaza, via biblefag)

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herdreadsrock:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

Bitch how do you not feel a snake slither into your vagina??

herdreadsrock:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

Bitch how do you not feel a snake slither into your vagina??

(Source: malformalady, via biblefag)

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lamelohan:

"if you hate school so much why do you even come"image

(via biblefag)

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via biblefag)

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zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

(via biblefag)

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